and a cream cheese craving simultaneously. also waiting patiently, was liltaz, who just so happened to be ordering a croissant with eggs, cheese and ketchup. spiderg became faint and passed out on the floor, so ...
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"it's easier to stay out than get out"
but to no avail, spiderg was turning blue, so liltaz smooshed the egg sandwich into her face. spiderg woke up, became hysterical and ran outside, only to bump into ...
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"it's easier to stay out than get out"
necro gave liltaz the keys to the Hummer and beach house, "Work I must - but these keys with you I trust!"... as necro scuddles off to work. Just then...
mthrlangl walked out of the bagel shop and realized she'd missed getting a ride with liltaz. Sighing, she decided to find spider to get some mommy advice.
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin
SMACK! mthrlangl belts Poss across the jaw, obviously steamed. "How dare you! I'm gonna be a mommy, you know...how dare you! I'm a lady!"
<Editor's note for newbies: What makes this funny is that mthrlangl is so incredibly nice that she probably wouldn't just haul off and belt me. Or so I'd hope. I'm not gonna test her though
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"Owwww..." Poss groans, rubbing his jaw. "Iff you'da lemme fimmish, I'da said *new designer swimsuits*, bu my mouff is fulla leffover breffas sammich..."
As Poss passes out swimsuits to the Soupers...
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My knob tastes funny.
mthrlangl apoligizes profusely to Poss. "I'm so incredibly sorry," she said, "but my freakin' hormones are just outta control. My mommy always told me that playing with boys would get me in trouble one day."
So, the happy Soup crew continued to the beach in their new designer swimsuits. Unfortunately, they ran over the peopl who robbed Dan's house and got a flat tire.
"Oh, no!" wailed liltaz. "How are we gonna explain this to necro?!?!"
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin
Just at that very moment... Necro was taking a break at work... checking out his deals... when he came across this cool site with Neon green & blue tachometers... 'very very cool thang for my ummer' he thought... so he ordered one...
Meanwhile, Poss patiently cleaned up the remains of the smooshed egg croissant sandwich from the floor.
"Woe is me...here I sit cleaning a breakfast emporium while other Alien Soupers head out to a beach house...wait a minute, is that a piece of bacon? Mmmmm, bacon..."
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My knob tastes funny.
spiderg and mthrlangl hop in, but the ketchup is starting to smell rank, so they make a quick stop at spiderg's house so she can change her clothes. just then it dawns on them that poss is still at the breakfast emporium. once everyone is safely in the humm-vee, they set off for papa necro's beach party. thus, realizing that nobody brought any bathing suits. that's okay, says poss, you can swim in the ...
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"it's easier to stay out than get out"
and everyone was getting kinda stoned off the weird blue/green glow eminating from the new tach Necro had installed in the hummer. Things started to get a little out of hand with all sorts of...
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Scotty, the native aliens here ARE friendly...
