a fun noodle. "What? Are we not going to the beach anymore? I can't believe I brought this ridiculous thing and I don't even get to use it and... What the hell is everyone standing there with their mouths hanging open for?" said Prox.
"mthrlangl..she..wow," stuttered Capt. "I mean..wow!"
Just at that moment..
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin
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a meteor struck the spaceship from which Prox had emerged, destroying it. as it fell in pieces on the ground, a strange creature emerged... it said "yo."
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**** that mthrlangl! while viewing her bodacious "perkiness" while changing out of her coconut bra, i wasn't paying attention to my driving and smashed into a tree. can i hang out w/you guys? sure, said ...
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"it's easier to stay out than get out"
spider. "I hope that you like onion rings, cuz Alien just went out to get some. Of course, he *is* alone with two girls... Well, maybe they'll be back soon. At any rate, I'm spidergoolash, but my friends call me spider. And you are..."
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin
poss started levitating, shrieking something along the lines of: "your mother sews socks that smelllllll". meanwhile, at white castle, alien shamelessly snarfed down onion rings ...
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"it's easier to stay out than get out"
"I'm the pregnant one..I should be the one eating like that," whispered mth.
"I know..but just look at him go.." liltaz whispered back.
Alien, who was unfortunately blessed with super hearing, yelled "I heard that," as he sprayed them with half chewed onion rings. "And I'll have you know that you're not the *only* one who's pregant around here! As a matter of fact.."
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin
"Hey, that's MY name too" said another John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, who was emerging from the duplication machine that Alien had carelessly left nearby and activated. Alien was always "just going to get to" that bug in the power control code on the machine...
"Me, too" "Here, too" "Yup, that's me also" the cries started to build as...
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"...I'm in my eighth trimester." Alien chomped a few more onion rings and began to mutter something about how easy "you humans" have it, when all of the sudden...
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"Should I call you Logan, WeaponX?"
"SEE WHAT I MEAN ABOUT YOU HAVING IT EASY!?!?!" he screamed. "THIS REALLY HURTS," he yelled, pointing at his chest. "I MEAN, HOW AM I GOING TO GET THESE STAINS OUT OF MY SPEEDO!?!?"
"Whoa," said mth. "liltaz..go..go do something for him."
"Nuh-uh. I'm not touching that," she said. "You go help him."
As they stood there arguing over who would help Alien...
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin
prox ran up to the hummer. at first nobody recognized him cuz his face was orange. "heh, must be from the meteor blast," he said. "I THOUGHT YOU HIT A TREE" boomed alien, as he writhed like a strip of bacon on the floor covered in slime and onion ring juice. "arrgghh" screamed prox as the door flew open and the tiny larvae scittered across the parking lot. "I MUST RETRIEVE HIM," screamed alien ...
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"it's easier to stay out than get out"
So Alien lurched to his feet, mumbling something about how the "she-devil from hell" would bring him to the verge of death many times if he lost her "miserable, flesh-eating sack of sh*t offspring."
"Here, larvae, larvae, larvae," called mth. "C'mere you cute little larvae."
Surpisingly, the larvae responded to mth's voice and came slithering over. As mth bent down to pick it up...
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin
The larvae, by reflex, spit a large glob of ooze onto a firey Poss. The fire quickly subsided and Poss began wiping the ooze from his eye, "Again with the oozing!"
Using this distraction, mth quickly grabbed the larvae and...
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"Should I call you Logan, WeaponX?"
scolded it- "Bad larvae, my onion rings have gone cold and I needed something to warm them up." Everyone there agreed with her that onion rings roasted over a burning Poss would have been great. But then...
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of course, a roasting Poss would've been a *dying* Poss, and no **** onion rings are worth that. At any rate, mth walked over to Alien and gave him his child. "Uh, Alien," she said, "not meaning to be rude or anything, but is it a boy or a girl?"
"Neither," replied Alien. "You see, on my home planet, we have 5 different sexes. This little one," he gives a dirty look to the larvae, "is a demale. Their only purpose in life is to.."
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin
"...put those little stickers on the Chiquita bananas."
mth just sat there with a content look on her face as if her lifelong question had just been answered. However, this look didn't last for long as she was startled when...
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"Should I call you Logan, WeaponX?"
(edit: sigh) Alien added- "They primarily just eat, poop and cry. But in addition to the stickers, they do put out the occasional unintentional fire, so we like to keep them around. It is a shame that it put out Poss, because, Poss is quite flame proof and enjoys lighting his...
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legs on fire. It saves him a lot of time shaving."
Poss kicked furiously at Alien with his silky smooth leg. "THEY WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT YOU BIG NINNY! WHY, NEXT YOU'LL TELL THEM HOW MUCH I ENJOY WEARING.."
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin
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