high heels and that big, pink tu-tu ...
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"it's easier to stay out than get out"
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"it's easier to stay out than get out"
the story of us ... this should be interesting
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"Now They will all know my secrets for world domination! YOU HAVE RUINED EVERYTHING ALIEN! ILL SMITE YOU GOOD!"
and with that scream from Poss, the lights dimmed and some Mortal Kombat-ish music started playing from the heavens.
A strangle looking elf kinda guy magically appeared and screamed "FIGHT!"
Suddenly...
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and with that scream from Poss, the lights dimmed and some Mortal Kombat-ish music started playing from the heavens.
A strangle looking elf kinda guy magically appeared and screamed "FIGHT!"
Suddenly...
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Poss! He was still leviatating and going off about six-fingered men and smelly socks. I imagine that would be enough to frighten anyone. Poss, noticing that everyone was staring at him in horror, dropped to the ground and said..
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin
teleported a good ten feet away, and poss smashed into the wall with a loud...
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and thunderous crash. "you ****," poss screamed. "oh YEAH?" bellowed alien, "now i have you in my power," as he reached over w/a giant claw ...
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"it's easier to stay out than get out"
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"it's easier to stay out than get out"
"and now you're gonna get it 'wolvie-berserk' style!" Alien shot through the air towards Poss, only to find that Poss had recovered from his crash and was now climbing up the wall. Alien quickly stopped his attack and yelled out...
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"Should I call you Logan, WeaponX?"
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"Should I call you Logan, WeaponX?"
Nootch launched himself like a falling star into the battle. "MY MOMMA DIDN'T NAME ME AFTER NO BOMB FOR NOTHING!" he yelled. He smashed into Poss just as he had been lunging for Alien's throat with his pointy little rodent teeth bared.
Meanwhile, oblivious to the fighting, mth was staring at the strange elvin-looking man. "Do I know you from somewhere? You look so familiar to me.."
"Well," the little man said, "there *was* a baby elf stolen from our colony about 20 years ago..you might be her."
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin
Meanwhile, oblivious to the fighting, mth was staring at the strange elvin-looking man. "Do I know you from somewhere? You look so familiar to me.."
"Well," the little man said, "there *was* a baby elf stolen from our colony about 20 years ago..you might be her."
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin
car accident I had three years ago."
"No, stupid," he said as he whacked her in the head with his walking staff. "I'm your grandfather you idiot! Jeez. Elves are supposed to be smarter than freakin' tree stumps."
"Heh..oh," said mth, "well in that case.."
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin
"No, stupid," he said as he whacked her in the head with his walking staff. "I'm your grandfather you idiot! Jeez. Elves are supposed to be smarter than freakin' tree stumps."
"Heh..oh," said mth, "well in that case.."
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin
deaaaaad sexy!!"
"What the hell are you talking about?" the elf said.
"Im DEEEEEEEEEEEEAD SEXY!!!" and with those final works, mth started rubbing her belly with a glint in her eye.
"Stupid Humans," the elf said. "Ill make you more interesting yet!"
And with the snap of his fingers, the elf used his elf-ish powers to change mth into a big, fat...
"What the hell are you talking about?" the elf said.
"Im DEEEEEEEEEEEEAD SEXY!!!" and with those final works, mth started rubbing her belly with a glint in her eye.
"Stupid Humans," the elf said. "Ill make you more interesting yet!"
And with the snap of his fingers, the elf used his elf-ish powers to change mth into a big, fat...
pregnant girl in her 8th month. "D'oh!" said the elf, "I meant to not use the time warp spell." Mth looked perplexed and sighed at the sight of her newly expanded belly. "Now what am I gonna do?" exclaimed Mth as she...
"It wasn't me, um, it was the kid! I swear!"
"Awww! My great grandkid's first fart! Isn't that just adorable?" the elf asked.
"Um, I guess, but..."
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"Should I call you Logan, WeaponX?"
"Awww! My great grandkid's first fart! Isn't that just adorable?" the elf asked.
"Um, I guess, but..."
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"Should I call you Logan, WeaponX?"
"Whoops- I didn't mean that" said mth looking horrified at the horrified looks she was getting from the gang, "Those time dilated hormones are REALLY kicking in..." Mth being the kind, sweet, yet knocked up person that she is would never normally speak like that (riiiight...).
"Speaking of dilated..."
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Scotty, the native aliens here ARE friendly...
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"Speaking of dilated..."
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Scotty, the native aliens here ARE friendly...
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your eyes, she said to the elvin guy, are extremely dilated... CALL AN AMBULA-- **** those hormones.
suddenly, in a transformation not unlike that of jim carrey in "the mask," Mth turned into a hormone-packed bundle of...
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suddenly, in a transformation not unlike that of jim carrey in "the mask," Mth turned into a hormone-packed bundle of...
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