You know your a nerd when...
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Originally posted by Shane
you know your a nerd if you are the champion for breakout
... ok... that was as lame as ****. You know you're a n00b nerd when you were the champion of Pacman and got owned!
1.You think lab safety goggles make you look cool.
2.You have calculator porn.
3.You giggle when you hear **** hehe
4.The only women you talk to are on AOL.
5.Ugly chicks won't even talk to you
6.You hate Macintosh users.
7.You stay home from a dance to see the new episode of Star Trek: Voyager
8.If you ever popped all your zits you'd bleed to death.
9.You call your brain your processor.
10.You think "Science Alliance, it rhymes" is a cool motto.:D
2.You have calculator porn.
3.You giggle when you hear **** hehe
4.The only women you talk to are on AOL.
5.Ugly chicks won't even talk to you
6.You hate Macintosh users.
7.You stay home from a dance to see the new episode of Star Trek: Voyager
8.If you ever popped all your zits you'd bleed to death.
9.You call your brain your processor.
10.You think "Science Alliance, it rhymes" is a cool motto.:D
When you once spent over 24 hours straight playing a MUD in college, skipping all of your classes, never going to the bathroom, and still thinking "it wasn't really a problem".
Hehe - I love these threads! Here's my effort:
You know you're a nerd when...
... the first time you heard Rachel Stevens' song "Sweet dreams my LA ex" you thought she was singing about Los Angeles airport.
... you make an effort to do sexy helicopter landings in Battlefield Vietnam.
... you see a font in an advert and know it's name!
... you're walking down the street and see people's names floating above their heads.
... you do a superb Yoda impression with the correct grammar.
... you never get in touch with your family unless they have email.
Here's my effort:You know you're a nerd when...
... the first time you heard Rachel Stevens' song "Sweet dreams my LA ex" you thought she was singing about Los Angeles airport.
... you make an effort to do sexy helicopter landings in Battlefield Vietnam.
... you see a font in an advert and know it's name!
... you're walking down the street and see people's names floating above their heads.
... you do a superb Yoda impression with the correct grammar.
... you never get in touch with your family unless they have email.
you know you're a nerd when:
someone asks your name and you respond with your IRC nick
you confuse the name of your computer with the name of your g/f / b/f
You sign Christmas cards by putting next to your name
when your first thought isn't small and furry when you hear the word "mouse"
when rebooting a computer and holding down the mouse inorder to eject a zip disk (from a mac) seems completely logical
when asked to recite the alphabet, you say q w e r t y....
thats all i got for now
someone asks your name and you respond with your IRC nick
you confuse the name of your computer with the name of your g/f / b/f
You sign Christmas cards by putting
next to your namewhen your first thought isn't small and furry when you hear the word "mouse"
when rebooting a computer and holding down the mouse inorder to eject a zip disk (from a mac) seems completely logical
when asked to recite the alphabet, you say q w e r t y....
thats all i got for now
