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Teach me to flirt

this was post #26. I am quoting me. This was posted DAYS ago....and is still true.

:cartwheel::cartwheel::cartwheel::cartwheel:

May be true, but that doesn't mean she's gonna take your advice. She likes to ask for advice but doesn't take it. She likes to complain that nobody listens to her and nobody helps her but then ignores those who do. It's her pattern. She repeats it over and over again. As Rebecca said, why folks keep trying is more than I can understand.




You want ****y...you get ****y. :bowing:
 
Stand behind the register and thrust your hips with each $1.00 bill you pull outta the register.... then bend over and count it out into the truckers hand...
Oh my God. Spewed coffee all over my keyboard. I so needed this bit of humor this morning.

I would not know how to flirt. I spend all my time in grocery stores and I am usually staring at prices and coupons. I have chased down a few company guys stocking products, but that is only with my evil interest in their coupon pads. They are generally 20 years younger than me and with one look at my coupon bags consider me nothing more than a coupon hoarder. Oh well.
 
:lol: you said the H word!

Liz, has he sent feelers yet? or have YOU sent feelers yet?

did you find out if he lives with his parents so you can plan a potential boinking place, in case the inevitable happens :giggles:

No, no feelers. I don't know how to do that without risking rejection.
 
Well good lawd gurl - risk rejection!

I'm really afraid to. I am the kind of person who will wait forever for a guy to make a move because I am afraid. And I don't want it to be awkward around him if he does reject me. How can I show him that I'm interested in him without saying it?
 
Okay, so I guess the little girl I saw isn't his daughter. Maybe it's his sister, I'm not sure. He said he doesn't really get to see his daughter. He did say that he woke up at 5:30 in the morning to see his son though.
 
ROFL...

would be funny if NoHio was actually some dude in Chicago placing bets on some board to see how long these threads will go (guess the last post number and win!!!) and double or nothing to guess who will call whom **** first.

PLACE your bets!!!!!

They no longer take bets on how long before someone asks for nekkid pics....
 
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