shall we play a GAME

[WaterB]

white-out

 

[mthrlangl]

and dance nude around a totem pole.

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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin

 

[spidergoolash]

and then afterwards i treated myself to a lunch of creamy pea soup and crunch and munch caramel-covered popcorn.

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"it's easier to stay out than get out"

 

[Pochi]

with a side dish of egg, cheese, and ketchup on a bagel...hehehe

 

[spidergoolash]

unit, which made me feel extremely ...

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"it's easier to stay out than get out"

 

[mthrlangl]

hot and bothered.

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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin

 

[possum37]

Instead of adding another phrase to the story, allow me to add some relevant sound effects...

[insert appropriate smarmy 70's funk porn music here]


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My knob tastes funny.

 

[spidergoolash]

at this point, i felt the urge to ...

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"it's easier to stay out than get out"

 

[monsieurjohn]

Suddenly, I remembered...

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This message will self-destruct in 5...4...3...

 

[Prox]

that I wasnt

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uh yeah . . .

 

[DaOldBroad]

invited...

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I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.

 

[mthrlangl]

to the White House Christmas party *again* this year. Bummer.

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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin

 

[possum37]

So, with a glint in my eye...


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My knob tastes funny.

 

[spidergoolash]

very FUNNY pochi

and a pocket rocket, i then ...

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"it's easier to stay out than get out"

 

[Bones]

...proceeded quietly to the bedroom...

 

[Pochi]

...pausing only to release a fart under the covers....

 

[mthrlangl]

of the bed in the Lincoln bedroom.

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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin

 

[Bones]

Suddenly, I was awakened by strange groans coming from the oval office...

 

[mthrlangl]

so I kicked down the door, only to find..

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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin

 

[Bones]

the room filled with a thick, pungent cloud of cigar smoke...

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"You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."