Puns

[Mucho]

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender yells, "Get the hell out of here we don't serve mushrooms"
Mushroom, "Hey man, I am a funguy"

 

[BRiT]

OMG, I actually chuckled at that one, as bad as it was... :rolleyes:

--|BRiT|

 

[SwissSmiss]

:crier: i cannot believe you even posted that. :lol2:

 

[KNSinatra]

Originally posted by SwissSmiss
:crier: i cannot believe you even posted that.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh man, I'm laughing so hard at the cry face she included :lol:

 

[SwissSmiss]

quite frankly, i was going for something more along the lines of a groan, but that is the closest i could find... glad it worked, even for separate amusement

 

[Mucho]

Hi SwissSmiss,

You might like this one a little better.

A horse walk into a bar.
Bartender, "Hey man, what with long face"

 

[SwissSmiss]

ugh! that was just as bad!! mainly cause they are old. but keep 'em coming. i have a horrible sense of humor

 

[Mucho]

Hi SwissSmiss,

I bet you never heard this one:
Why did god changed his mind and give legs to Eve?
She was leaving a slime streak all over the Garden of Eden.

 

[SwissSmiss]

that's not a pun! :razz:

 

[Mucho]

Sorry that was the only joke I was sure you never hear before.

bye

 

[SwissSmiss]

consider yourself sued.

 

[Prox]

Three strings are standing out side a bar with a sign that says no strings allowed. The first one says " you know what I really want a drink" and with that he waltzs right in and up to the bar and orders a scoch on the rocks. The bartender says "arnt you a string, we dont serve strings here" and with that the string is chucked back onto the street. After this happened, his friend, string 2, decided to try, so he put on some sunglasses and went in. He walked right up to the bar and ordered a pina coloda. THe barteneder again said " hey arnt you a string, we dont serve strings here" And the bouncer threw him out too. The third one was even more determined to get his drink, so he tied himself into a knot and messed up his hair. He then walked into the bar and ordered a Margarita. The bartender said " Hey arnt you a string" to which our string replied "nope Im a frayed knot" and so he got his drink.

 

[SwissSmiss]

now THAT is a pun! :rotflmao:

 

[monsieurjohn]

:lol:

why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?

it was too tired (two-tired)