Men on Nudity

[Wookie]

Look, I like naked women! I'm a bloke! I'm supposed to like them! We're born like that. We like naked women as soon as we're pulled out of one. Halfway down the birth canal we're already enjoying the view.

Look, it's the four pillars of the male heterosexual psyche. We like: naked women, stockings, lesbians, and Sean Connery best as James Bond. Because that is what being a bloke is. And if you don't like it, darling, join a film collective.

I want to spend the rest of my life with the woman at the end of the table here. But that does not stop me wanting to see several thousand more naked bottoms before I die. Because that's what being a bloke is.

When Man invented fire, he didn't say "Hey, let's cook!" He said: "Great! Now we can see naked bottoms in the dark!"

As soon as Caxton invented the printing press we were using it to make pictures of - hey! - naked bottoms.

We've turned the Internet into an enormous international database of... naked bottoms.

So, you see, the story of male achievement through the ages, feeble though it may have been, has been the story of our struggle to get a better look at your bottoms. Frankly, girls, I'm not so sure how insulted you really ought to be.

~Steve, from Coupling, Season 1

 

[Luciann]

can i look too?

 

[Wookie]

absolutely. as long as you don't block the view.

 

[Luciann]

hey i am good at pointing them out too....lol

but hey you are tall so you can look over my head

 

[HavokChylde]

Hmm...there's something about a naked guitar playing chick that tickles my "fancy".

Tai, holla.

 

[Alyth]

You men are so easy.... :rolleyes: It really doesn't take much to amuse you.

 

[dustinzgirl]

I agree, I think the naked female body is a work of beauty to be admired and adored.

but not sold as a visual commodity. Like in the Tag and Axe commercials. Those just piss me off.

 

[kcgirlgeek]

I've always thought the female form looks so much like a landscape....soft and curvaceous. You'll not hear me complaining about your bias, Wookie. ;D

 

[The Chad]

You men are so easy.... :rolleyes: It really doesn't take much to amuse you.

Are you serious? The thing that amuses us the most in the world is probably the most confusing thing ever. Trying to get any girl naked in real life is a pain in the neck if you don't have money or alcohol.

 

[dustinzgirl]

Are you serious? The thing that amuses us the most in the world is probably the most confusing thing ever. Trying to get any girl naked in real life is a pain in the neck if you don't have money or alcohol.

She meant, its easy for us women. We know its hard on you men. We make it that way on purpose. :naughty:

 

[koehiir]

far worse things in the world than looking at naked women - needs wife to return from New Zealand