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**** no.....I may not be the nicest person in the world but even I aint so cruel as to subject my fellow neighbours to that sight........LMAO


Have you ever pooped your pants?
 
Not whilst being old enough to remember it.

Have you ever sneezed something you were drinking out of your nose?
 
Yup. A few occasions as a kid. Last time was prolly a notice put in by the inlaws when I got married.

Have you ever made a prank call that went wrong?
 
Yep.....that classic prank I'm sure we have all done when we were kids.

Hello is there a Mr Wall there? (no)
Is there a Mrs Wall? (no)
Are there any walls there? (no)
Then hurry up and get the hell out of the house, the roof is going to fall in.

Well I asked....Hello is there a Mr Wall there?.........and he says Yes, this is him speaking....LOL


Have you ever been in a car accident?
 
Yes. But I was too drunk to remember it. (I wasn't driving!). Should have died, but not a scratch.

Have you ever scraped someone's car with yours and not owned up?
 
yyyes. I've been known to point and laugh at people who look ridiculous. I'm told that's mean.

Have you ever urinated in public?
 
if that includes having to stop car on highway and go behind some bushes...then yes


Have you ever been known to drool while sleeping?
 
No. More often while I'm awake.

Have you ever stollen frosting/icing off a cake while noone was watching?
 
I've danced whilst dressed like the devil in the moonlight, does that count?

Have you ever bitten off more than you could chew?
 
Yes, to conquer a fear of needles. I did it, but it didn't make my aversion any better. I keep promising to give blood again but I'm prone to every bug going, so it's hard to find an oppertunity.

Have you ever felt like you're on the Truman Show?
 
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