I have to say that Brian is my favorite. Stewie is very funny and evil, but I really prefer Brian.
They've made him into a really well developed and fleshed out character over the years.
I think my favorite episode of all time is episode 5 in the 4th season. I don't remember the title, but here are my absolutely favorite quotes.
First here's this nasty monolog by Brian, talking to Meg:
Brian: "Hey, Meg. What's going on? What's going on? You having a good time?"
Meg: "Yeah, no, I'm having a good time."
Brian: "Listen, you're 17 now, right?
I was just throwing it out there.
I was thinking, you know,
if you ever want to...
I don't know, screw around or something."
Meg looks freaked out...
Peter and the others are playing charades on a ship, Peter is hecticly repeating names to try and get who Joe is portraying:
- Lance Armstrong!
- Neil Armstrong!
- Stretch Armstrong!
- Stretch Cunningham!
- Howard Cunningham!
- Potsie Weber!
- Natalie Wood. Definitely Natalie Wood.
It's awesome how at first you see how he's jumping from one name to another and then bam: Potsie Weber LOL
Peter and Louis at the CPR course... Louis wants Peter to volunteer to go first on the mouth-to-mouth doll. When he refuses, she asks why:
Peter: "No, I don't volunteer for anything
since I helped those guys repaint the Sistine Chapel."
Cut to Sistine Chapel. 2 priests come in and look at the ceiling - shocked!
Peter: "Listen, I thought the stuff that was there was kind of lame. So I put this up. I figured Andre the Giant would be a little hipper. Get back some of those boys
you scared away."
He has painted Andre The Giant's face all over the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.
Still at the CPR class, Stewie just made out with a baby-CPR-doll and is getting dressed, talking his way out of an awkward situation:
Stewie: "I can't believe we just did that. But, you know, that stuff about spending the day together tomorrow... I forgot. Actually, I have a thing. But, you know, you have my e-mail address. So drop me a line. And then I'll have yours. And we'll take it from there. So..."
Stewie touches her bellybutton
Stewie: "Ooh, Bellybutton. Well, I'll see you later."
Then, after Peter has his license he sees a small accident on the road. Nobody is hurt.
He runs up, shoves one guy away, puts the other one on the floor. And despite strong resistence from guy two, insists on checking "to see if you've soiled yourself, sir." The whole situation is just hilarious!
One of the BEST parts is when Peter is drunk at the library and is approached by a cop, with the words "Sir, do you know how loud you were reading?"
Then he tries to run and read fast at the same time, it's awesome.
The whole episode is awesome.
Also that song "You Have AIDS". It's so mean and absolutely great.
Another great one is, when Peter is talking to Brian outside and they hear a noise.
Brian: Hey, do you hear that?
Peter: What?
Brian: Sounds like someone screaming.
Peter: What is it, boy?
What are you trying to say?
Brian: It sounds like Loretta is screaming.
Peter: Trouble at the old mill?
Brian: What are you, insane?
Peter: Somebody fall through the ice?
Brian: It's summer.
Peter: Bobcat?
Brian: [Barking]
Peter: Loretta's in trouble? Come on, boy!
Classic Lassie parody! lol
So many more, but I'm getting lazy (or should I say lassie? Ok, sorry, I'm not funny) lol.