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CW Line of the Day (i.e. whenever there is a good one)

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OMG I didn't know this thread existed. This is so funny. I burst out laughing several times. Still cracking up about the sleep number and selling kid to gypsies.
 
JRL19 said:
I said politely. Ask her if she's on CW as an ice breaker. If not then provide some advice on special ordering specifically how many she needs and preferred variety. If she gives you attitude, knock over her cart and call her a penny trick.
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Barb09 said:
ROFL...no.

I had almost an entire hour fight a few months ago....over Valassis box coupons. They were accusing me of them being made at my house. (NOT joking)....They called a manager...who left with them. LEFT..I stood there waiting for a decision for a LONG LONG time. By the time I was PISSED and ready to walk out without anything I realized I couldn't....THEY had my coupons somewhere. He ended up taking them.....but it was insulting and TERRIBLE. HE also told me if they don't get paid for them the cashier will have them deducted from her check (how they will know...after they go through the redemption warehouse, I have NO idea)..

I have shopped with them for like 15 years (they owned the Franklin Foods across the street....they "know" me. (at least enough to identify me). I told him that I KNOW he recognizes me for shopping with them for YEARS and he agreed....but was STILL inspecting those coupons when I was walking out the door and shaking his head like he had just been robbed.

I rarely bother to try to coupon there. VERY against my nature....but having a spleen removed with a spoon is easier.
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Lauri said:
With my first marriage if hubby was being an **** I would "accidently" knee him in the crotch rolling over in bed. I was asleep...it was an "accident"

He later learned not to let me go to bed upset. Better make it right or you'll get a knee in the night.
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Nomination.
 
imasaver said: "Ohh how cute!!!! I love labs!! Sorry I'm not good with girl names, all things here have a penis too!"

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