Where would you like to go? What would you like to do? Why?

Would you want a honeymoon at all?
Nowhere outside a certain radius of our home. It involves TV, sitting on my ****, and a lot of WiFi usage.
Because vacations are stressful, yo. If I go on a honeymoon then ****'s just gonna hit the ****ing fan and the next thing I know me and lover-boy are on the side of the road with a broken down car and no cell service.
My honeymoon would just involve sitting around doing nothing. And if I actually found a guy compatible with me, well, he'd be all for that.
Doing nothing = best honeymoon ever. I don't want to spend a lot of money on the wedding or honeymoon... unless it involves cake, then in that case no expense will be spared because cake should be delicious and orgasmic and if it's not then it's not even worth eating.
Anyway, doing nothing is the ideal honeymoon for me. I don't really like going and doing much. I suppose if I were going to go and do then I'd say I'd like to go to Dallas, find the cheapest but nice hotel around, then wander around Dallas with the new hubby doing whatever the **** we feel like. It wouldn't be all that expensive really, and not much of a vacation either. I don't live that far away from Dallas and I've been there a bunch so I know my way around somewhat. It's pretty neat, got some cool stuff. So, yeah, that's about it.