Urban Dictionary Names

[lauren]

For those of you who don't know, Urban Dictionary is basically a dictionary obviously, but it can contain rude/offensive/sexual/18+ content.
Basically, put your name (just first is best) into;
http://www.urbandictionary.com/

and see the definitions it comes up with
(THERE ARE NICE AND NOT-SO-NICE ONES; please don't be offended or upset)


Lauren; Sone nice ones

a beautiful girl whom makes you go crazy .
ahhh, look at her , she's such a lauren . . .

someone who hides so much, and still manages to keep her head up high. the one who isn't afraid to say what she means. the one who all of the guys want for her looks at first, but then realize what she really is--- one of the purest most beautiful human beings on the planet, inside and out. everyone loves this girl, including me. i love you.
lauren, you are the best thing that ever happened to me. i hope you read this. please please forgive me!

A exclamation of pure beauty and wonder
check out luke, he's a real lauren.

a girl that everyone wants to be. Usually looks good in just about everything but she doesn't think so. Can act very mature but not afraid to dance in the street. A Lauren can be the life of the party but will still get along great with the parents. A beautiful girl who has many friends. Has very deep thoughts about life and not afraid to share them with you. Her beauty will astound you and her smile is captivating. The girl you will never forget
"Dude, who is that?"
"Its Lauren"
"Man, she is amazing"

1.)Amazingly beautiful. Most girls hate her because of this.
2.)An expert in bed, gives good head.
3.)Innocent,sweet and girly on the surface but underneath lies a real minx.
4.)Full of feminine charm.
5.)Works those curves!

1.)'Omg mom look at her! What an absolute Lauren'
2.)'I had me me some funnnnn times with Lauren last night '
3.)'Lauren syndrome'

The girl who struts through the hallways everyday looking like a light, vibrant girl. On the outside it's easy to tell that she has many friends from every type of crowd from the popular crowd and pretty much almost all the way to the bottom. She is basically hard NOT to like. What people don't know is that she hides so much and she plasters a smile to her face everyday so people don't know that her life is a total wreck. Everyday she feels like nothing is going for her, when others thinks she's got everything, well she doesn't. A lauren is the last person people would thin to commit suicide but she has considered it. She always deep down doesn't think she deserves the friends she has and is surprised people like her so much, sometimes she feel as people are just trying to be nice. People need to realize all the pressure she goes through each and everyday and love her for who she is. that's all she really needs, love. she is the most beautiful girl inside and out, sent from God. Treat her like an angel. She deserves it.

great at blow jobs

Not so nice...lmao

A sexual position in which a chick is lying on her back while holding the back of her legs and pulling them as close to her neck area as possible...Looking as compact as possible.....LIKE A "**** BALL"

Husband: Oh my goodness, that couple is having sex like a LAUREN
Wife: No honey....That's the **** Ball...
Husband: It's the same thing honey....

A COMPLETE AND TOTAL ****

CRAZY PHSYCO ****.

A girl who likes to have sex under a tarp.

A **** with curly hair that is very tan and has different colored eyes. She enjoys sexual acts performed in front of a very large audience.

Is suspected of smoking weed several times a day.

She also has a penis.

laughing

 

[Vampenstine]

bridie
A heavily seasoned minced beef and onion pastry foodstuff, found most commonly in east-central scotland. A sibling of the scotch pie.
"Ehl hae a plein bridie and a ingin ane in aw."

General term for females usually between the ages of 16 and 40 it is the Irish version of Sheila. Origionated in Galway with the three Bridies, Bridie Hollymount, Bridie Flatley and Bridie Beag.
Theres some amount of Bridies on the town tonight

Theres some fine looking Bridies in here tonight lads

A girl with an amazing smile, subtly beautiful and with a great taste in music. She sometimes has a horrible customer service job that she complains about constantly but you know she loves it. Bridie will be a weird girlfriend; but if she is with you she likes you, she wouldn't put up with anything but the best. Bridie likes floral dresses, shopping and having musician boyfriends. She likes old fashioned things, being wined and dined but don't be fooled she is amazing in bed and would never turn down a good romp.

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[Gannet]

Gannet
1. A person who is always hungry; therefore, one who will eat (almost) anything.

Those gannets have eaten all the biscuits!

2.
another word for somebody who eats like a pig

you gannet.......... you ate all the pie!!!

.. and so she did

 

[Devin]

Ah urban dictionary

An extremly hot boy that tells cheesy jokes, a total cutie, the boy that everyone at school knows i have completly fallen for, amazing smile, very funny, totaly makes the worst the day the best, the name given to the reason I'm happy 24/7 and am always smiling/laughing but also makes me fairly shy...
the name given to perfection. The one that every guy is jealous of for obvious reason. Thinks he has a great body, and he is so right. Hes so amazing, that your speechless when you see or talk to him.
1: "Wow she sure isn't the same since meeting him"
2: "yeah he must be a total Devin"

a person of such class and wisdom that it is unpresidented. A man so veril and powerful to all who dare to cross his path that they have no choice but to fall to their knees and worship the ground he walks on.
please have mercy on us oh great devin of such unknowable forgiveness

He is the man, he is a god amongst men. Every guy wants to be like him, and all the ladies want to be with him. Everyone tries to be like him, but none can compare to his sheer awesomeness. If you look up the word perfect in the dictionary, you see his face and his phone number so all the fine ladies to see.
Guy 1: Man, I wish I was just like Devin.

Guy 2: Yeah, me too.

Guy 3: Hey, let's go bask in his awesomeness!

(All of them): YEAH!!!

Wow, sounds just like me! :mmm:

A guy who writes several definitions about himself boasting about how great he is but is in reality probably the opposite
Devin is such a loser

Oh

 

[Riven]

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Rita

The ultimate in perfection. A beautiful, intelligent, sexy and successful person that you can't help but want to be with all the time.
****, I want Rita so bad but she seems to be to good for me.



A girl who is amazing and just all around dope. A Rita is usually hella hott.
****, Rita got it goin' on.


Hurricane Rita hit South Florida and the Florida Keys as a Category 2 storm on September 20, 2005, just weeks after the devastation of Hurricane Katrina. As it moved away from Florida, Rita became Category 5. After weakening, Rita came ashore again September 24, 2005, near Port Arthur, Texas, as a Category 3.

By comparison, Rita was a much weaker storm than Hurricane Katrina.
You survived hurricane Rita?? That's nothing! I survived hurricane Katrina!!




Rita is a hot Russian girl that everyone likes! She is Smart, nice, a dimepiece, and a great singer. Rita is also sexy as hell!
Guy 1: Dude Rita is a babe!
Guy 2: Yeah, too bad she's taken.




For homosexuals in Hawaii, Rita means to smoke weed.
Mary, we go rita!




rita is a code word for ritalin. used in public or on the phone when illegal activity shouldn't be discussed.
i'm gonna meet rita in an hour. do you wanna meet up w/us? code for "i'm picking up my ritalin, do you want any?"





Ritalin. (Stimulant pill usually prescribed for the treatment of ADHD)
Greg- "Yo, anybody know where I can get some snow?
Frank- "Nah, but I got Rita's number."
Greg- "Ight, it'll do."

 

[Night]

Wahaha, I love UD.


"Kris"

an irrestistable boy who is the best at all sports and gets all the girls and is the best party boyer

A man who has unruly talent in flirtatious conversation, or a man who is known as somewhat of an attention ****. Has a high charisma, but usually is thought of as someone undatable, but totally sexable.

Slang for a even bigger **** than a Chris.

A person who can get any chick he wants.

Someone that everyone likes his name and his body.

Some people like for his personality, or his looks.

An increasingly charming male. Often caught stealing the hearts of tall women. Witty, speaks some french, plays guitar, sings like a bird and captivates you with his humble nature. He lives within the confines of his mind, and never realizes how much everyone adores him.

A man with who only looks out for himself and girls he is trying to hook up with. But they never will hook up. He is also a man who avoids all conversations that he doesn't like by humming and dancing foolishly. His catch phrase is "Nice try" and he walks toe-heel. He spends his life playing video games and believes himself to be a sexy man...but he's not. He is a general ****bag.

A boy who thinks he's super hot..but really he is not.

an extremely big **** usually known as a "LIMFB" a little inexperienced mother ****ing ****!

a pathetic piece of **** who takes steroids and thinks he is awesome. he also looks like a friggin bulldog, only uglier.

Quite a mix of good and bad.