A friend sent me this yesterday and it made me giggle :nuts:
While suturing a laceration on the hand of an 80-year-old Texas rancher (whose hand had caught in a gate while working cattle), a
doctor and the old man were talking about George W. Bush being in
the White House.
The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'." Not
knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post
turtle was.
The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road and you
come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a
post turtle."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued
to explain....
"You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there,
he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want
to help the poor dumb bast*rd get down."
he he hee
While suturing a laceration on the hand of an 80-year-old Texas rancher (whose hand had caught in a gate while working cattle), a
doctor and the old man were talking about George W. Bush being in
the White House.
The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'." Not
knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post
turtle was.
The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road and you
come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a
post turtle."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued
to explain....
"You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there,
he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want
to help the poor dumb bast*rd get down."
he he hee
