Let's see...
Negative.
Psh... 'port' - and it's just one.
All I do is towel dry it then run my fingers through it a few times.
Check!
Literally or metaphorically?
In conclusion... I'm moderately mannish.
There's a field and some woods behind my house, and I hear they're intending to build a '"senior residence community" there in the near future.
Makes me want to move. :(